Tornado in Town!

Okay somebody help! A tornado has landed in our house and she won't stop destroying everything in her path! NOLA...not again!!!!! I know someone has to have advice. It seems like the only way to control her is to lock all the doors! I'm sure they would call DYFS if they saw her knocking on the door outside by herself.

Every time we turn our backs...this is what we find! And boy is she fast...she can trash a room in 3.3 seconds!

Nothing is too hard or off limits for this tornado!

She leaves her mark and she's off to destroy something else!

"Rockin out with my socks out!"

"Uh OH Mom......Helping, Helping...I DO, I DO!"

OR
"Oh shoot....oh shoot...BUSTED!"